They're going to write a "prequel" to Anne of Green Gables. Come ON, people! This never works, you know. The sequel to Gone with the Wind? Sucked! And the V.C. Andrews books were never the same after the old lady kicked it.
I object! Leave Anne alone!
Another objection today - people whose minds are in the gutter. A woman called a local news outlet because her daughter's bendy straws "looked like something"...
What do you think?
Are we playing straw Rorshach? Bells, perhaps? A ten gallon hat?
Why hasn't anyone complained about the Arby's commercials, then, huh?