Hole In Your Head

Dmitri: I have eight holes in my head.

Me: Eight?

Daddy: Look, Dmitri... (holding up his fingers one by one) one mouth, two ears, two nostrils, two eyes... how many is that.

Dmitri: (scoffing - like, "I'm not stupid, Dad!") Seven.

Me: Not eight.

Dmitri: (looking all proud) You forgot one.

Me: Oh?

Dmitri: You know, that hole in the back of your head where your hair goes in?

Huh? Michael and I exchanged glances. Dmitri rolled his eyes, turned around and pointed to the back of his head.

Dmitri: Look!

Ohhhhhhh!