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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #6: 13 Reasons You Shouldn't Go to A Haunted House



13 REASONS YOU SHOULDN'T

GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE

1. You're afraid of the dark

2. You've already spent ten years in therapy

3. You just ate three elephant ears, two corn dogs and a bag of cotton candy

4. You already have a second mortgage (have you seen how much admission to one of these haunted houses costs!? It's like getting into Disney World!)

5. You lost your youngest last year in the Haunted Maze and they still haven't found him

6. You don't have health insurance

7. You're allergic to latex

8. You just bought new underwear

9. Your own house is scary enough

10. You're out of blood pressure medicine

11. Your kids insist they won't let you sleep in their beds with them anymore when you have nightmares

12. You thought Frankenweenie was scary

13. What if it's real?!



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35 comments:

pussreboots said...

I already live in a haunted house. LOL. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

Chelle Y. said...

All very good reasons why you could not pay me enough to go through a haunted house. I am a big chicken!

Hootin'Anni said...

Number 8 is just too danged good! I'm still laughin' at that one.

Happy Thursday.

Nap Warden said...

But I love haunted houses! Great list!

maggie said...

GREAT TT

we where actually thinking of maybe going to one this Friday. The price did throw me for a loop. I couldn't believe it.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

That was very, very clever. Have a great TT. :)

ellen b said...

Love this TT. Have a safe and sane halloween...

Laura said...

Cute TT!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Yes, my house is DEFINITELY scary enough. Goodness.

The one about losing your kid in the maze is too funny, though. That's just great!

Happy TT! I'm glad you stopped by.

Nicholas said...

But you go anyway!

Buck Naked Politics said...

That and I've never been partial to them. Good list!

Janet said...

ROFL! Those were great!pr

susiej said...

I need no other reason!

jenn said...

I love your list. I went to a haunted house once, and the people doing it got mad at us because we were laughing instead of screaming. They ran after us as we went to the car, trying to scare us, but we were laughing so hard! Oh, memories!

DrillerAA said...

This might be the funniest one I'v read yet. Great list!

Yen said...

Yeah..what if it's REAL! ROFL! nice lists:)

Mine is up here;
Thursday Thirteen!
Happy TT!

Nicole Austin said...

Great list, Dawn! I love haunted houses. :D

Lori said...

LMAO..now thats funny. Id love to go to an actual haunted house..I love that stuff and im not afraid of the dark;) Happy TT.

WorksForMom said...

Spot on! Great list!!

Lori said...

I hate haunted houses!! I never go in them. I'm a 31yr old, who's scared of the dark:(

Wolfie said...

Ooo..I never dare to go anywhere near a haunted house..let alone step into one..

kristinaQ said...

This list reminds me of a time when my cousin and I were to scared to go all the way through a haunted house. And no, we weren't little kids then... we were about 16 years old, lol.

baby~amore' said...

they are so funny ... I won't dare now either ! Great theme for halloween.

Sandy Carlson said...

You're dead on! Makes me think of the Robin Williams flick with the crazy woman who calls into his radio show, gets him to come see her, and ropes him into her fictional world! Could happen with the Jaycee who thinks he really is Jason!

*Rae* said...

Great list number 8 made me laugh out loud I haven't been in a haunter house for yrs & I don't see that changing any time soon happy TT

Megan said...

Aw, I loved Frankenweenie, but I don't think I'll be headed to a haunted house anytime soon. Great list!

Titania Starlight said...

This was an awesome one! I have been to quite a few haunted houses and a haunted fort. They were pretty reasonable. I know in bigger cities they charge and arm and a leg. I have lived in a few haunted houses. Currently live in one now. No joke.

Happy Thursday.

Open Grove Claudia said...

I can't go to haunted houses because my head is already full of horrible stories from being a therapist for so long! lol!

Happy TT!

Lisa said...

That cracks me right up! LOL Thanks for a good chuckle to start the day. And for what it's worth, I've got ghosties at my house, so I'm used to things going weird on me. LOL

Happy TT!

Michelle Davis Petelinz said...

LOL on the whole list. I loved the one about leaving the youngest last year...

Happy Halloween, and Happy TT!

Cindy said...

*grins* Too fun!

J. Lynne said...

*chuckle* Thanks for the giggle! Happy TT!

MAMA in Love said...

omg :) i was laughing so much.
GREAT TT, happy TT

Joyful Days said...

This was a good one!! I gave those up a long time ago.

Madame Rubies said...

11 is SO me. LOL!